What a great invention

I guess there aint nothing better to spend R & D money on in Scotland, except of course electric bagpipes!

I hate to insult retards, but...

After reading this nonsense, my first thought is that the Globe and Mail's reporter was retarded, but that would be insulting to retards. Since the beginning of the War on Terror, all the terrorist scumbags have been saying they've been tortured whenever they get caught. We have to remember these animals are scum, they will lie, kill, cheat and do whatever it takes to try and spread their sick and diabolical vision of the world. So why should we believe them about something they've lied about in the past?? You'd have to be a really retarded retard to fall for something like that.

Frankly, I don't care if that scum is tortured. I say our boys should do what it takes to get information out of the terrorists then shoot them. Simple, solves the problem and the pigs can't lie if they're 6 feet under. The government just has to keep it all under wraps because some of those bleeding heart Liberals don't have the stomach for victory.

Oh and by the way Globe, did you hear, the word gullible aint in the dictionary!

Looking into the crystal ball

Stephen Harper's on-staff fortune teller's crystal ball needs one hell of a shining. Apparently in addition to looking into the future, she also tells our dear leader what to wear and maks sure his make-up doesn't look like he's wearing make-up. All are very important when you could be on TV throughout the day, but probably should have been paid for by the Conservative party, not the taxpayers.

That's all a secondary issue though, what I really want to know is if this woman can really see into the future, why the hell does she dress Harper up like something out of Brokeback Mountain or have him show up in Mexico as if he's about to hop in the boat and go fishing. Unless she's trying to sabatoge his chances from within by picking out hideous outfits, her future telling abilities are highly over-rated!

Even at his best he still sucks

Today on CTV's Question Period, chief Liberal crybaby Stephane Dion was at his best, and he still looked pathetic! Jane Taber threw him a softball on when he expect the next election, and in an obviously formulated response, baby dion said that he's not the one with the crystal ball (trying to make fun of Harper's fortune teller personal make-up woman). It was the perfect opportunity for Dion to take a couple of humorous jabs at Harper's expense, but he failed.

It was so obvious that he had this little comment prepared in advance and didn't even make an attempt to have it look like an off the cuff comment. His attempt at a joke obviously backfired. On TV it looks like Dion should be the one with the image consultant, and if this is him at his best, the Liberals better be sharpening their knives real fast because they don't want to see him at his worst! I can just imagine it baby Dion throwing up his arms saying "this is unfair!" when Harper throws out a fast one-liner during the debate.

A little bit of advice
If Dion wants to have any hope at winning an election he needs to be able to connect with voters and that means improving his image. The first thing that came to my mind when I saw him on TV was that he looks like a worm with glasses. He takes a long time to get to the point and when he finally does, you're still trying to understand what the hell he was trying to say in the first place. His English is that bad.

To get exposure and build his own image he must learn how to master the 10 second sound byte. Real people don't care about the nuances and general horseshit that makes up his foolhardy global warming policy - what makes the news is the one-liner the people can actually remember. Think the 2004 US election, Kerry was doomed by his "I actually voted for it before I voted against it." Just like baby Dion's little "this is unfair!" line solidified the image of him as not a leader. He then made it worse by going around calling Harper a bully. Real men don't go crying foul, they fight back. From the image Dion projects I can't picture him as Prime Minister, and unless people can do that they'll never vote for him, just against the other guy.

So baby Dion if you want to have a shot, I suggest you grow-up, bulk-up and learn how to fight back.

Pull up your bootstraps!

These stories are really starting to piss me off! Sure, the Indians were given a shitty card in life - a generation or two ago, but now they seem to want to play the constant victim card, and you know what it aint gonna work! It is time for the government to stop being racist and treat all Canadians the same - it is just as wrong for make a Black man use a different pisser as it is to not arrest an Indian for breaking the law. Both are racist and both have to stop.

The problem is of course we have Premier in Ontario who's got less balls than a eunuch. Any real man who is actually a leader would give them ten minutes to stop or else they're fitting the trains with cow catchers.

Seriously though, they need to send the OPP into Caledonia and these other Mohawks reserve and kick their ass and send them all to jail. The Mohawk tribe should also make restitution for any late shipments or to travelers who had to find other arrangements. It's the only sensible thing to do.

In order to stop this problem from happening again it's time we started treating people equally. All Indian treaties should be ripped up, the reserves abolished and special rights rescinded. In Canada's multicultural paradise (i.e. Toronto, Montreal, Vancouver, and other big cities) they should be able to keep their culture just like the rest of the people there. They can also contribute to our economy by working in businesses, schools, or anything they want to and better themselves in the process by hard work realizing goals. Problems like Kasechewan will be things of the past because without government subsidies those communities will be unsustainable and forced to be abandoned.

I'm sorry if this is harsh, but it's high time we stopped taking race into consideration when determining a man's rights. All Canadians should contribute to our economy and to making our great country better, not living off of other people's hard work. It is the only sustainable and fair solution.

Careful it's messy down there!

Welcome to my new blog, A view from on top. It is here that I have decided to share my thoughts and wisdom with the world, so listen up, you don't want to miss anything.

A bit about me
My name is Clayton, and I'm from Ontario. I'm an independant minded person and say what I want, when I want to, sprinkled with a soupsand of arroance that gives me the conviction that I'm right all the time (which I usually am anyways!) I also just tell things as they are, I don't care if I offend anyone, besides if they're offended by what I say, they're wrong to begin with anyways. I am extremely well read and intellegant, and have no doubt that I will soon be rising to the top of the blogosphere. I love watching sports, so you're sure to read here why the Yankees are going to win the pennant and Colts will repeat many times throughout the year!

A bit about this blog
A view from on top is a place for you. A place where you can learn from wisdom and intelligance. I will post whatever comes to my mind, but mostly politics, business and lifestyle. A word of warning: This blog is not politically correct, and I plan to be an equal opportuinty offender, but of course concentrating on those foolish people that make the biggest ass out themseves!

My philosophy
I am a conservative minded capitalist that is not affiliated with any political party - I will talk shit on everybody. I think people are generally smart enough to make their own choices in life and don't need some faceless government telling them what to do. What really pisses me off are pinkos - it seems like they all have a peter pan syndrome where they can't grow up and take care of themselves, they need somebody else to wipe their ass for them.

Enjoy!